Monday, December 20, 2010

Thursday, November 5, 2009

My Trip to the Free Hospital (with no sucess)


and so our hero embarks

journey seems perilous

and full of strange monsters

yet he looks at the sky and enjoys the view


he sees a man laid on a garbage truck nxt to a mattress store

crazy lighting lights the way!

the pedestrians seem friendly

no food seen in the food stand....very strange our hero gets suspicious


he sees the architecture has turned dark with lots of signs...crazy


is somebody pointing at him!!!! the mail boxes have cameras in them, hes sure of it


everyone has to stop and see the local tourist/amature- photographer taking a pic of a deli


no wonder the newspapers are failing they are giving the papers for free!!


the local models preform on an improvised catwalk


BIG DOOR WAYS? our hero gets confused

dont forget the tall buildings that make u feel insignificant when looked at straight up

our hero sees the public transportation but today he decides to ignore it

'see you later you metal worm of New York'



now buildings are getting narrow too!! this is indeed a strange place




NOURISHMENT! but he decides he is not hungry



the secret police have tiny cars so that they can hide



things are very white! strange door way to narnia!



wouldnt this be an awesome sports poster!?





there are a lot of metal spikes in the city, is no one concerned!?!


oh the recession


ode to the bald sexy ladies of the city!



best advertising ever: solutions - no one ever advertises that haha


im pretty sure these guys have some sort of death wish, to them or others, to ride those things


FIT!!! Parsons is so much classier. we make s*** that matters.




right side of the street

left side of the street...notice something?


this is the street our hero got lost on, one of those rare moments - getting lost....


correction these are the ones with the adrenalin addiction or suicide attempt


wow these guys are better than Feddicks


parking garage?...idk


that guy looked so lonely, up until his girl jumped out the bushes and he smacked her as and started to have sex with her on the side walk...




wow our hero decided to grant this poor soul a second photo!! yay!


line to a public hospital....canada....public hospitals...




re took it to get is off center to add photographic artistic qualitites


they are like perfectly set up toys...three cars opposite three people, all perfectly spaced



soo many bikes....gosh goly new york your dirty as hell!!


our hero climbed that crane, just to prove he could , and got a round of applause, and then he got a great work out after running away from the cops and losing them in 5 min...they never look up...well up and in a window...

always look both ways for cars


thats right gotham is really new york and we have batman, SUCK IT!



ah nothing brings about the old water works like a pimp getting a free paper from one of those dirty plastic boxes that are used as throw up containers, stress relievers after kicking, toilet for the homeless, and just plain ugly


standing there is like being in the eye of a hurricane, its beautiful but your never sure when the farm animal is gona hit you by chance, cow or mustang?




cubist worm?





the sun is beautiful up until you go blind


there is always some part of this city that is in ruble...




photographers taking pictures of school buses....school project?



those animals are EVERYWHERE run for cover




our hero whistling 'what a day for a day dream' yup hes that awesome

those things could fall and really hurt someone


dog walking...the pampering of something that rich people consider more valuable than other people


cool pink bike, very neo-ghetto





i cant even describe it, it was so horrible


if you look in the very tiny middle, you can see people who actually know the hero directly



Shakespeare anyone?